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Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading. Source


hearing a story thats obviously made up


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the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

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Why do women always feel the need to bring their children to the OB/GYN with them? I understand you are all eager to show off to the doctor what kind of little creature they got the pleasure of yanking out of your body, but a picture would suffice. There shouldn’t be children’s toys or children in a vagina doctor’s office!

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Note to self.

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“ Sometimes, saying “Goodbye” is like saying “Let’s stop hurting each other”. ”

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